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Mr Icon Yahoo By Force

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Mr Icon Better Slap

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Broken: Episode 3

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Broken: Episode 3 BROKEN BROKEN The following day was a regular day at work, configuring network devices and troubleshooting any error on the bank’s network as usual. It seemed like a promising day because I had a smile on my face, I was happy to be at work for the first time in a long time, before going on my lunch break my boss called me and asked me to setup a new workstation in my department for a new staff, I got to work immediately so I could settle the rumbling in my stomach before the lunch break came to an end. While setting up the system, I was passing the Ethernet cable under the table when I noticed a pair of smooth legs walking towards the table and stopped right in front of me, I pulled my short self from under the table to find a slim looking lady standing in front of me, her skin looked like butterscotch and I wanted to lick her on the spot just to know what she would taste like; she was a goddess. With a smile that had t...

BROKEN: EPISODE 2

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I had a really shitty day and I am going to put the blame on every living creature that has a protruding growth on its chest known as breasts. I spent the entire day at work trying to figure out the way a woman’s mind works, I know that’s quite impossible but as interesting as they are, they’re also quite stupid. Women demand that they want to be treated like men; they want to have equal rights but refuse to bear the same responsibilities that a man does. That’s just pure undiluted stupidity right there, their responsibility lies in the kitchen and in the bedroom if they’re not so lazy. Putting a woman on the helm of affairs in an organization is just a recipe for disaster, she’s like a time bomb waiting to explode when she’s under pressure, and brethren you don’t want to be in their cross-hairs when they’re on their period and need to make an important decision. A woman knows that she’s subservient and she will always be that way but the feminist in her won’t calm down an...

BROKEN: EPISODE 1

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"I hate women"; I know hate seems like a strong word but that's the only emotion I feel towards them; then maybe disgust. I mean, what else can I feel when the woman I loved with all my heart for four years told me she never really loved me, and that it was more like she stayed so long because she felt pity for me. This was my third failed relationship and I believe everything is wrong with how the love section of my life story was written. My first relationship seemed promising at first. Kemi and I were extremely close and we never really had problems, just minute arguments here and there. Although everything came crashing down when she slept with one of my friends and he bragged about it to my face, “Omo she bad!” he said. Till today I cannot comprehend how that happened exactly, but she didn’t even deny it. My second relationship was supposed to be a passing fling in the beginning but then it turned into something serious and lasted for six months, Vivian wa...

Happy Birthday to Okeke Ikenna Chinedum​

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Happy Birthday to Okeke Ikenna Chinedum​ It does sound a little kiddish, but I don't care and I'm still a kid by heart. Its yet another reason to celebrate and feel happy which I would never want to miss ;) Its a day when people make us feel special. An occasion to dress up smart. Its the time to realize that we have grown a year older. A reason to cook your favorite dishes. One time when even enemies wish you. A day when mom would never scold you for your mischiefs. Its a special day when we can treat our friends. One day of the year we feel like "Celebrities" It totally demands partying isn't it??? ;) As I said, I do feel like a "Celebrity" today cause of all the wishes I am getting from known friends, little known friends and even unknown friends ;) Thank you to one and all who are wishing me today. You all are absolutely making my birthday one of the most memorable ones for my lifetime :) Its a few years since I crossed my teen and ...

Latest Rumours, Chelsea Transfer News: John Stones Battle with Manchester United.

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Chelsea and Manchester United will battle for the January signature of John Stones as the Red Devils make his £50 million capture their "top priority" in the coming weeks. Journalist  Mohamed Bouhafsi  of France's  RMC Sport  (h/t  James Gray  of the  Express ) reported the Old Trafford giants will pursue the England international as Blues owner Roman Abramovich " redoubles his efforts" to bring the defender to Stamford Bridge after failing to lure him in the summer. Mark Ogden  of the  Independent  had  said United coach Louis van  Gaal  is prepared to break the world-record fee for a defender to land Stones. However, Chelsea still desire the player whom ex-manager Jose Mourinho coveted Stones has informed the Toffees he is prepared to leave, submitting a transfer request in August, per Ogden. However, United " believe they will have the edge" when it comes to financing a deal over ...

oga jay and cliti the drunk

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